Session 2: Big Betty and the Goblin Device
The Quest Board
The party continued working through the guild board in Newhaven:
| Quest | Client | Reward | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tomlin Bobb | 100 gp → 124 gp | Complete — payment not collected | |
| Captain Argo Treewood | 450 gp | Complete | |
| Courier job | Anonymous | 1,000 gp | Open |
| Courageous adventurers | Darles Carwin | 250 gp | Open |
| Suspicious individuals | Torzzazz Zazzlefizz | Potion of Invulnerability (700 gp) | To be continued |
Save Big Betty, Save the World
The party ventured into Greenleaves Woods to find Big Betty, the missing woman. What they found instead was an Owlbear — dispatched with a fist to the skull, which sorted that out nicely.
Deeper in the woods they discovered a skeleton bearing Betty's belongings. The trail suggested she escaped, but they couldn't track her further. Tomlin Bobb, her husband, was very sad. The party resolved to go back later to collect their payment.
The Goblin Caves
The investigation of the goblin caves for Captain Argo turned up something no one had bargained for: a device attached to a goblin's... person. Questions were raised. None were answered.
The full reward went into the joint account. Captain Argo now owes the party a favour.
Where we left off
- Big Betty still missing — skeleton found but she may have escaped
- Payment from Tomlin Bobb not yet collected (124 gp)
- Captain Argo owes the party a favour
- Courier job and suspicious individuals investigation still open
- The party has named themselves The Royal Fuck Ups
Device attached to goblin penis